The Only Prescription for the Crisis

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You know what they say. If Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we ought to give him more cowbell.

But seriously.

Not doing a whole lot. Bought some puts in a few double ultra inverses. Kind of like going to 11 on the amps to steal another overused bit. And shorting "regulars" into strength, a convoluted long delta/long gamma play. For lack of a truly better idea as the rally is somewhat pathetic and I can't go *short* here in the midst of the bottoming process.