So, I'm working on a business plan. I ghost write an options newsletter for a celebrity. The strategy? Sell 10 lots of DEEEEEEEEP puts in Double Shot Inverse ETF's. IF they go bad, we double down. And double down. And......
It's brilliant. Just couldn't come up with the celeb. And then in a flash it hit me. Salon Expert Giuseppe Franco. I don't even need him to participate, it's all right here in his ad.
"Giuseppe, what do you think of SKF"?
I don't own the company. I don't own anything about it.
"I have a real job, but I still want to make easy money without any commitment. Will your service suit me?"
It's not a daily regimen, Or twice daily regimen. Who has time for that nonsense?
"Awesome. But this strategy sounds insane. Does it really work?"
Ay, I'm Giuseppe Franco. I'm not putting my name on the line for something that doesn't work.
"Wow, I'm convinced. So how much will I have to pay for this service"?
The exact product selling at Giuseppe Franco's of Beverly Hills for $450, is yours for just $19.95, plus if you order today, Procede will also include it's volumizing shampoo and conditioner absolutely free.
Sign me up!
7 comments:
hahaha!
hey thats a bargain considering what Lenny charges...and he doesnt even use the Double Shot Inverses, lol
BTW, did anyone see Cramer come out last night on his show and literally call this the start of a new "multi-year bull market" as he cutting up rubber bears on a meat slicer. I mean it very well may be a bottom but hasnt he made this darned call like 3 times this year already?
Anywho, Don Harrold pretty much sums up my point right here, lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt8pd9xd2h4
yeah, why not keep calling it? Eventually you will get it right. CNBC will run 4000 ads with the Bear Slicer if in fact this one works. Always easier too after a big rally, you now need like a 5% drop just to make a new one. I
Seriously laughing out loud- best post of the year.
tanks, lmao. I need to learn how to mash up the video also.
this is absolutely fucking hilarious.
tanks, lol.
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