Wednesday, May 14, 2008

New Experts on Tap at RM

So what's hot on Wall Street? Famous Stock Pickers. I mean ask yourself this question, could Steve Smith hit a major league curve better than Lenny hit on some DEEEEEP calls?

Of course not.

You would much rather have a celebrity run your money than a professional in finance up in Game 6. The braintrust at TheStreet.com sees this and has some great plans in the offing. And we got our hands on them.

So exclusively here at the Daily Options Report, we present a sneak preview into the next batch of guru's coming to Booya Central.









Ted McGinley: If you grew up in the 70's and 80's and had a favorite sitcom, odds are Ted McGinley joined the cast within 2 years of cancellation. Yes, from Happy Days to Love Boat to Married With Children, find an indicator as successful as the McGinley short. He will translate that magic into some timely long term entry points in the solar and ag space.












Kid Rock: "Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a heading out East. Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake.....stock picks.Find a nest in the Dix Hills, chill like Flynt. Buy an old laptop, find a spot to pim........ I mean, make you some serious Mad Money."




War Emblem: Flamboyant, neat and single winner of the 2002 Kentucky Derby (not that there's anything wrong with that). Spends most of his retirement avoiding distractions and tending to his own portfolio and monitoring portfolios that look just like his.








George and Louisse Jefferson: As Arsenio once said, you get an automatic laugh anytime you use "Weezy from the Jeffersons" as a punchline. So just imagine her stock picking prowess. Sure she may technically reside in the great beyond.....





Troy McClure: "You may remember me from such savvy calls as "Your money is safe at Bear Stearns" and "Gotta love that Brocade at $200"



5 comments:

verbotenstylen said...

Hum, that's awesome. War Emblem's picks..."stomp once for buy, twice for short." Seriously though, they brought out another one...Eric Bolling. Although at least he's a real trader. But that doesn't stop him from literally chopping your balls off with sports analogies...worse than Lenny even. His entire column today was a triple play anology devoted to saying how his last picks were correct.

collegetraderjason said...

Always enjoyed Eric Bolling on fast money..and he trades about 5% of the daily volume of Nat Gas on the NYMEX so he has to be coining money right now damn..

On a side note..I was wondering the past few days why I hadnt heard my daytrader uncle raving about the "Million $ Portfolio challenge"...as was the case last year around this time. Well it might be because the contest sucks worse than Dennis Kneale's market commentary lol..

i guess the website has had technical difficulties all week and they had to cancel the first few days of forex trading..its funny how CNBC hasnt mentioned this at all..what a joke

Adam said...

tanks. And I'll check out that Bolling.

Oddly enough I have CNBC on all day and hadn't heard that currency trading was off. But i see it on the website now, lmao, wonderful.

What are the odds the winners this year find a new loophole?

Anonymous said...

Hilarious post

Adam said...

many thanks